1)Ek aadmi RAM mandir gayaaur rone laga......

"He RAM meri biwi kho gayi.."

RAM ji bole: "baju wale HANUMAN mandir me jake bol...Meri bhi usi ne dhundi thi.

2)Premika:Mein Ma banne wali hu.

Premi:Kya bakwas kar rahi ho?

Premika:Bakwas nahi,main tumhare baap se shaadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hu.

3)Girls attitude:

When a boy dnt luk her,

she says

"Kutta dekh nahi sakta"!!?!!

bt

when boys luks at her

she says

"Dekh kaise KUTTON ki tarah dekh raha hai"!!?!!